Sea or Pool?

[sn�gs]

On holiday, are you down on the beach, playing games, rock pooling, swimming and snorkling in the sea and generally being active... or do you spend all your time lounging around on your fat arse by the hotel pool reading The Daily Mail, eating burgers and drinking cocktails?

[Jan1957]

Definitely lounging on my fat arse drinking cocktails.

[Naomicorlett]

One day busy busy next flat out by pool reading.

[carrot99]

pillowy arse actually - and I'm holidaying in London for the next 6 weeks - reading library books and sitting in the garden if it dries up at all.

if the sun comes out I may drive down to brighton or somewhere along the south coast for the day......

[redcrx]

we split our time. spent the morning on the beach making sandcastles with kids and running around whilst the dads snorkelled.
then the afternoon was spent in pool with the kids.
Or we changed it around and spent the morning in pool, afternoon on the beach

No-one said i could sit and read!

[Jan1957]

Damn, did I really say fat arse? Can I change that to ample please?

[daffy654]

Probably by the pool........might be a bit difficult to get my wheelchair onto a beach.lol

[daffy654]

By the way.......my arse is far from fat :)

[sn�gs]

Sorry... my question implies there is something wrong with a fat arse... which of course there isn't ;-)

[Jan1957]

Thanks for that snags. I feel better now. I was just a bit confused earlier as spent the morning sorting out bloody car insurance.

[sn�gs]

However, reading the Daily Mail is a big no no lol...

[carrot99]

can you not get big balloon wheels for beach use daffy so you don't cut into the sand? you'd have your own pedalo!

[mccfluff]

sitting on my fat arse on a lilo in the sea drinking beer.....

[carrot99]

confused.com? or did you compare leggy's meerkats?

[sn�gs]

mccfluff... compromise... I like it :-)

Sitting by a pool that is full of screaming kids and urine, whilst cheesy early 90's music blasts out from pool side ghetto blasters does nothing for me :-(

[rinkins]

Is that in Benidorm snags?!

[joby1]

well I think you know my answer Snags.....given that im terrified of things that live in the sea.....mind you sometimes I still worry in a pool when i think of that james bond film.....*shudders*....and yes I do have a fat ar5e.. :-(

[MWB]

Neither. Couldn't think of anything worse than that sort of holiday.

But I'd prefer the pool to the sea. There are things in the sea - things with big pointy teeth, slimy things, crawly things, THINGS.

[sn�gs]

^ lol at you too Southern Hemisphere softies...