My Daughter

[marval]

My daughter wants to name her Rabbit Flopsy. I thought to myself, that’s an odd name for a vibrator.

I have a Husky voice. I was raised by dogs in Alaska.

Or local hospital staff are angry over receiving Kit Kats as a prize for a prestigious award. It wasn’t the boost they wanted.

I have been suffering from depression so I went to see the doctor. He suggested that I upgrade my e-mail programme. It has really improved my Outlook.

My friend is absolutely terrified about going to Nando’s. He is a chicken.

My friends and I were playing a game of Charades, when one of them just jumped in and started acting like a washing powder. I thought that is Bold.

I tried throwing all my socks away, but I got cold feet.

Did you hear about the fashion designer who died in a changing room? It was a fitting end.

Climbing to the summit of Mount Everest was the highest point in my life. It all went downhill from there.

For ages I’ve been donating to Help For Heroes in honour of my nephew. Turns out he works for PC World and his job is soldering.

[Patsy33]

Haha... Great ones again Marval!

[murraymints]

hmmmmm... christmas crackers so early ? ;0) x

[catcuddler]

Corny but funny