Why was my Cencus returned to me?

[RATTER15]

They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate." Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.





I was going to post this in jokes but it is too near the truth and not really a joking matter!!

[ummmm]

LOL

[woofgang]

sell at least we dont support the US house of reps and senate over here.

[wolf63]

:-)

[ojread2]

It isn't a joking matter, you're right but it did make me LOL

[Sqad]

:-)

[mrs_overall]

lol

[Baldric]

made me laugh, thanks for that
;o)

[Sqad]

RATTER.....you have missed out unmarried teenaged pregnancy.

They cost the taxpayer an estimated £125million in income support alone every year, apart from other costs such as assistance with rent and council tax.

[RATTER15]

Thanks Sqad, I will include it on my next Cencus. lol

[commoner]

Lol... you forgot us pensioners... we need caring for too; -)

[RATTER15]

but commoner, you have been contributing for a lifetime, you have paid your dues :)

[weecalf]

plus 600 odd mps we dont need one 75th of

[Smowball]

lol thats hysterical!

[ABerrant]

Whenn JJ posted this joke a year ago at least it had the US references removed...

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1010434.html

[jno]

the Ed had had enough of it by the time Jem reposted it

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1018858.html

[askyourgran]

LOL very true.

[RATTER15]

AB, if I wanted to make it my own I would have adjusted all the figures to suit as well, I presented the joke as I found it.

[NOX]

I'm with the Ed on this Jno, thinly veiled prejeudice and not funny in the least.

[RATTER15]

lol Nox, you now stalking me to have another pathetic dig, grow up.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Hmmmm. I dislike this. I'm flouncing out!