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Youngest Office Manager
One by one,the managers of a company were called into the CEO's office until only Geoff Drummon ,the newest,most junior manager was left waiting outside.
Finally, a buzzer sounded to summon him inside. He walked into the office to find the CEO and the twelve senior managers seated solemnly around a polished oak table.
Addressing the junior manager,the CEO asked,"Right young Drummond, have you at any time slept with Miss Whitlock, our company secretary?"
"What?" gasped the shocked young manager,
"No, certainly not!"
"Think carefully man- are you absolutely sure about that?", the CEO persisted.
"Yes", he replied."I swear I have never laid a finger on Miss Whitlock."
"And you would swear that on the Bible, would you?" demanded the CEO.
"Yes I would swear on the Bible that I have never had any sort of sexual or improper relationship with Miss Whitlock."
"Good " nodded the CEO. "Then you can tell her she's fired"
Finally, a buzzer sounded to summon him inside. He walked into the office to find the CEO and the twelve senior managers seated solemnly around a polished oak table.
Addressing the junior manager,the CEO asked,"Right young Drummond, have you at any time slept with Miss Whitlock, our company secretary?"
"What?" gasped the shocked young manager,
"No, certainly not!"
"Think carefully man- are you absolutely sure about that?", the CEO persisted.
"Yes", he replied."I swear I have never laid a finger on Miss Whitlock."
"And you would swear that on the Bible, would you?" demanded the CEO.
"Yes I would swear on the Bible that I have never had any sort of sexual or improper relationship with Miss Whitlock."
"Good " nodded the CEO. "Then you can tell her she's fired"
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