Missing

[marval]

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.

His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official.

The official apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

[Buenchico]

Grrrrrroooooaaaaannnnnn!!!!!

OK. I'll admit it. That was actually one of the better jokes that I've seen on here ;-)