Obviously, I'm constrained by the possibility of creating a paradoxical anomaly within the local space-time continuum, so all I can really say is that you'll notice that when last Saturday finally arrives, you'll be none the wiser!
I don't think it's giving too much away if I make a few oblique references, such as -
"Who knew? The Daily Mail! Well, they had a good run..." or
"He got a knighthood? Well that showed the 'Britain's Got Talent' judges..." or even
"CERN issues press statement - 'Nyah nyah, ROFL!'"
By the way - told you so...