This is FUNNY - a must read !!!!

[Gizmonster]

Okay so I'll start at the beginning:

I do the washing in our house. Anyway at the last wash, a few days ago, I emptied the washer and hung all the clothes on the radiators and the underwear on the maiden. Everyday when I have a shower I always change all of my underwear, so when I sorted the underwear out, I couldn't work out why I had 5 pairs of undies and 4 pairs of socks (the undies I refer to are briefs).
How the 'ell could I lose both socks in the wash - so I checked again ..... yep, 5 pairs of undies and 4 pairs of matching socks. Hmmm, had I thrown a pair of socks away after I'd worn them 'cos they had holes in etc ?? Nope .... so I just couldn't work it out.
Anyway, when I got dressed for work yesterday, I put a pair of undies on and they seemed quite tight. I even mentioned it to my work m8, that my googlies were really uncomfortable, especially with me going up and down a ladder all day (I'm a window cleaner).
Well, when I got home and undressed for the shower I was wondering what size they were and was wondering if I'd shrunk them.
Imagine my surprise when I read the label and it read "size 12, hip size 37" .......... What The Funicular ..... I'd been wearing my missus' knickers all day lol.

After you've finished laughing - there's more .......

I told my missus and explained, as above. She looked at the knickers and said they weren't hers !!!

The only thing we can think is that they were left by our female friend who looked after the house whilst we were on holiday over the xmas period, 'cos I know that I'm not hiding anything about secret female friends visting my house and leaving things behind, if you catch my drift.

I've already told my m8 whom I work with - I know it won't be long b4 all my m8's find out that I wore a pair of knickers all day.
Anyway, in my defence, my missus looked at then and said that they did look quite similar to some briefs that I have - well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it !!!!

[Purple_Popple]

Fantastic !!!!! :)

[Purple_Popple]

Did you enjoy the experience though, and would you wear them again ? hee hee

[Hopkirk]

.... and that concludes the case for the defence, M'lord.

[missprim]

I always thought men's under gaments had an opening at the front for when you go to the loo?
Didn't you go to the loo all day?
Sorry but your story doesn't 'wash' with me.
You need a better excuse than this:-)

[ummmm]

Normal pants don't have an opening.

[missprim]

Well that shows how long it is since I last saw a pair of men's underpants!

[ummmm]

Lol....

[Hopkirk]

You mean Y fronts - no self respecting man wears those any more.

[rockyracoon]

That's funny, I'm gonna show this to the OH.

[old-wos-is-name]

It appears, after reading these replies, that some Men are no longer standing up to wee. I had a male dog that never cocked his leg to pass water, always squatted, but I think he may have been gay.

[cupid04]

I thought you were going to say that the missing pair of socks were tucked
into the pants you had been wearing!

[ummmm]

Oh yeah....what happened to the socks??

[Mamyalynne]

There were no missing socks, just extra knicks.

[missprim]

Yeah that would've been funny if the socks were found stuffed down the front of your knickers.

[missprim]

Of course mamyalynne, I didn't realise that.I was thinking along the same lines as ummmm and thinking he had lost a pair of socks.

[Gizmonster]

I still keep chuckling to myself when I think about this (is that normal ??)

..... just to clear things up - I normally wear briefs and they do not have an opening in the front. Y-fronts have an opening in the front and tbh I'd rather wear knickers than a pair of Y-fronts lol :P

Quite a few times when I've been telling this story - alot of ppl thought that I was gonna find an extra pair of socks in my undies - not that I was wearing my missus' knickers ......

[ummmm]

Ahhh..but they weren't your missus' knickers!!

[Gizmonster]

.... damn, guilty as charged lol.
You've just reminded me that I've gotta ring my friend and ask her if she's lost a pair of knickers ..... hmmm !!!!!!

[Gizmonster]

I did a wash today - they are drying on the maiden as we speak :)