Daft thoughts...

[NoMercy]

I hate night flights. How can the pilot see where he's going.

Post your daft thought here. Prize for the daftest...

[Mick-Talbot]

It will be quicker to boil an egg in a cup of water , in the microwave .......

tried this earlier .........

[ummmm]

And what were the results Mick?

[DaisyNonna]

Do cuckoos miss their offspring?

[cupid04]

When people walk past my house and bog in my window, I feel like lifting up
my top and saying what do you think of that then! LOL!xx

[Mick-Talbot]

the bloody door blew open ......egg all over the shop

[Philtaz]

How do you know when blue cheese has gone 'off' and has become mouldy?

[MASS1961]

was just going to post.......still cleaning out the microwave?? Mick?

[ummmm]

You plonker :-)

[baza]

why do egg sandwiches smell like f...s but taste lovely.

[Mick-Talbot]

ummmm
You plonker :-)


Hands are up lol

[ummmm]

You should have asked on here first....

[baza]

where do flies go in winter, yet all turn up when i leave the door open in spring.

[chi-chi66]

My Candy love ad, on the right hand side of this page......I like the place
where the man has his sign saying, PLAY NOW

[Lore]

Why is a table called a table? The more I say table, the more ridiculous it sounds.

Egg .. in your face, Mick! ;)

[chi-chi66]

ah they've changed it now to a sky tv ad....shame, gave me nice thoughts!

[cupid04]

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

[tinkerbell23]

Why dont penguins feet freeze? (i bought the book)

[cupid04]

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get reposessed?

[baza]

if the country is in debt and people have little money how come the tv is full of online gambling sites.

[MASS1961]

sorry but I copied this...

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Still cleaning Mick? lol