Paul and Jim are chatting. 'It's my wife's birthday
today and I don't know what to get her,' Paul says.
'She already has everything that money can buy.'
'I know, why don't you mock -up a gift voucher?'
Jim replies. One that offers two hours of amazing
sex, any way she wants. She will be thrilled.' Paul
thinks it's a great idea. So the next day, Jim asks
him how he got on. 'She loved it' Paul says. 'She
jumped on me, kissed me, then ran out of the door
yelling:' See you in two hours.'