St Patrick's Day...

[Jemisa]

Its Saint Patrick's day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot . Then one brave Irish customer grabs his hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the man without hesitation.

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead.
Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?" screams the robber.

There is a few moments of silence then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says,

"I think me wife here may have caught a glimpse."

[excelsior-1]

----splutter!!----

superb, Jem . . keep on joking

[Mick-Talbot]

What has St Patricks day got to do with the joke?
Also, wouldn't the bank be shut?

[Baldric]

Public life
Banks, post offices and many other businesses and organizations are closed in Ireland on St Patrick's Day

[Jemisa]

Gawd 'elp us MT, its a 'kin Joke. & you may be surprised to know I copied it out of 'Frank Carson's' joke book.
Anyway who said it happened in Ireland? "there's always one"

Jem

[Svejk]

Or two, Jem. :-)

[starone]

You took the words right out of my mouth, jem. Why can't people accept whatever appears in this section as a joke!! It says plainly enough JOKES!

[Mick-Talbot]

Anyway who said it happened in Ireland?


bursts into the Bank of Ireland
Then one brave Irish customer
then one elderly Irish gent,



There was a few clues as to where the joke was based.
It's just a bit of critique, calm down dear........ you can not expect always answers like


Cough splutter, lmao, you're a genius, love it how do you do it pmsl.

[Jemisa]

MT. There are several 'Bank of Ireland' in London & other big cities, who have quite a number of IRISH clientel. Do you live in a cacoon?
I don't expect my jokes to be liked by all but I do expect 'em to be thought of as jokes not factual stories. Me thinks you have Irish blood.
Top-of-the-mornin-to-ya! :)

Jem.

[Arksided]

Lol...brilliant

[Flyhalf]

And the rest of the day to yourself, Jem.
Keep up the good work.

[excelsior-1]

best answer replaced :-(

[Arksided]

Yeah best answer... Thank you Jemisa.

I need them... I only have a few, you are Ok aren't you excel your not going to do anything foolish... here have a tissue.

[excelsior-1]

think nothing of it, Arksided

yours is well deserved

[Arksided]

How very gracious of you, I was only ribbing ;-)