Julius Caesar Walked Into A Bar.

[excelsior-1]

He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus."

The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

[frugalfred]

Et tu, excelsior. You obviously received a classical education!

[Jemisa]

When poor Julius walked into that bar did he hurt himself? perhaps he said "Martinus cos he was a little dazed... (just a thought)

Jem

[grasscarp]

Julius Caesar also said "veni, vidi, Velcro"
I came, I saw, I stuck around.

[Zacs-Master]

A bloke speaking a dead language walked into a bar. Everyone thought he was a bit irrelevant.