Living near Ipswich, I'd be happy if either the Seagulls or the Owls dealt severely with those ruddy Canaries up the road at any time. (Norwich City).
However both would probably be ornothologically inferior to Kidderminster Harriers or to the Eagles (Crystal Palace).
It's arguable as to where the Magpies might fit in the chain, as they can be quite aggressive. Coming from three different directions (Notts County, Maidenhead United and Newcastle United) might give them a bit of an advantage!
Indeed, if the Robins all banded together (Altrincham, Bristol City, Charlton Athletic, Cheltenham Town & Swindon Town) they might become quite a force too ;-)