whale

[robocopa1]

was their ever a whale of eny sort found in coventry canal

[Peter Pedant]

For Chrissakes Robocopa, this was an Enoch and Eli joke from the seventies -

En ; Eli did you catch anything when you fished in the navigation ?

El I caught a whale!

En: did it have spokes in it Eli ?

And another - The navigation is so polluted that even an atheist could walk on it.   deeeer dum!

Navigation to you other Southern townie readers is a canal and the workers on canals were called navvies.....

[Glossopswift]

Another Aynuk and Ayli joke. Aynuk : �Quick, someone help, me mate�s fell in the canal� Policeman (quickly removing his jacket and boots ready to jump in): �What does your mate look like, son?� Aynuk: �All pink and wi bits o fat.� Policeman : �Really? And how did your mate fall in the water?� Aynuk: �Well I just lifted me sammidge to me mouth and it slipped aat, and I car eat me sammidge wi�aat me luncheon mate on it�

[hairylemon]

no but i heard there was a shark in the supply