Ahmmm...! More Puns

berniecuddles | 15:10 Thu 10th Apr 2014 | Jokes

5 Answers

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex.....she objects
Impotence: nature's way of saying...."No hard feelings"

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men ‐ 'don't' and
'stop', unless they are used together

Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages in a man's life: Tri‐Weekly, Try Weekly and Try
Weakly.

Virginity can't be cured

Having sex is like playing bridge ‐ if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

I tried phone sex once....but the holes in the dialer were too small!

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy

Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.