Shopping

[marval]

A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically: "Marian, Marian!"

Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her.

"You shouldn't call me 'Marian.' I'm your mother."

"I know," said the child, "but the store is full of mothers."


Judi was walking by the jewellery store one day in the town centre.

She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.

"Excuse me," she said to the sales lady behind the counter.

"Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?"


A posh lady was shopping in an upscale pet centre.

"I want a dog of which I can be proud," she told the salesman.

"Does that one have a good pedigree?"

"Miss," declared the clerk, "if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us."

[chrissa1]

Chuckle.

[tonyav]

LOL, like em, marval.

[excelsior-1]

very good - especially the first one