Two Cannibals Chatting...

[Slapshot]

just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

[marval]

lol

[Psybbo]

LOL, good one Slappy

[DTCwordfan]

that one is tasty, slappy.....

[Old_Geezer]

One says to the other, "I don't like your mother in law".
"Oh, just leave her at the side of your plate and eat your chips then."

[Old_Geezer]

Oh, blooming related questions :-(

[berniecuddles]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his @rse.

[DTCwordfan]

A woman with a clipboard just knocked at our door.
She asked me if we would have a Ghanian child for the New Year festivities.
We normally have a turkey but, buqqer it, I'll try anything once.

[janbee]

:-)