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Jewish Mother's Logic.
Sadie and Rose were sitting under hair dryers at the hairdresser having a chat.
Sadie says, "So nu, Rose, how's that daughter of yours?"
Rose replies, "She's OK thanks. She married a fantastic man. He's got such a good job in the City that she gave up her secretary's job.
She stays at home but never needs to cook, because he always takes her out, or clean the house, because he got her a maid, or worry about my two lovely grandchildren, because he got her a live-in nanny."
Sadie then asks, "And how's your son?"
Rose replies, "His life is awful. He married a woman from hell.
She never cooks anything and makes him take her out to dinner every night.
God forbid she should vacuum a carpet, so she made him get her a maid.
He has to work like a dog because she refuses to get a job and she never takes care of my grandson because she made him get her a nanny."
Sadie says, "So nu, Rose, how's that daughter of yours?"
Rose replies, "She's OK thanks. She married a fantastic man. He's got such a good job in the City that she gave up her secretary's job.
She stays at home but never needs to cook, because he always takes her out, or clean the house, because he got her a maid, or worry about my two lovely grandchildren, because he got her a live-in nanny."
Sadie then asks, "And how's your son?"
Rose replies, "His life is awful. He married a woman from hell.
She never cooks anything and makes him take her out to dinner every night.
God forbid she should vacuum a carpet, so she made him get her a maid.
He has to work like a dog because she refuses to get a job and she never takes care of my grandson because she made him get her a nanny."
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