Life After Death. ...

[BANANASPLITS]

Boss.."do you believe in life after death "
Me.."certainly not there's no proof in it"
Boss.."well there is now after you took half a day off yesterday for your uncles funeral he came here looking for you earlier"
Oops!

[Spicerack]

I had 23 uncles. All sadly used up.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol bet you ain't the only one spicey

[Shaglene]

The walking dead..............

[Patsy33]

It's a miracle! Lol...

[Tilly2]

Was it Uncle Lazarus?

[zebo]

Male Do you believe in the hereafter?
Female Why?
Male Because if you're not here after what I'm here after you'll be here after I'm long gone.

[retrocop]

Ah that'll be the pawnbroker.