F-In Seagull Scum

[cassa333]

I finished the job I was on the prom in Worthing yesterday and treated myself to a fish cake from the chippie.

As I walked in this kacking great big seagull was eyeing me up and I even said to it, keep away from you you little sheit.

Well I got my fish cake, my favourite thing from the chippie, and was happily eating it walking back to the car.

My last mouthful was literally in my mouth, I was just bout to clamp my teeth on it when the bloody seagull swooped round me a nicked it out of my mouth. OUT OF MY MOUTH.

The little bar Stuard shiethook followed me all the way along the road and just knew it was his last chance.

[Bobbisox1]

I would have fainted with shock Cassa, I have a terrible phobia of birds, let alone greedy gulls

[Tilly2]

Blimey! That was scary.

[cassa333]

It was Tilly. I thought someone had come up behind me and knocked me out the way.

Those little b..gers are pretty bloody accurate.

[Old_Geezer]

It's because the law has allowed them to realise they can get away with anything. It's all very well protecting at risk species and preventing gratuitous mistreatment of other creatures, but they ought to be made to learn not to take advantage of humans, that they aren't superior.

[Patsy33]

Poor you..What a shock! Don't you just hate them sometimes?!

[johnny.5]

it is a good job it was nearer to the sea
because if you were close to the bay

it would have been a bay gull

and you can eat them

[cassa333]

It took me a moment but I got it in the end Johnny lol

[marval]

What a scary thing for you Cassa, those seagulls are full of cheek.

[Spicerack]

Lucky it wasn't a woodpecker.

[alavahalf]

We used to have an office in Portland Market just around the corner from Worthing pier. One of the girls was making her way back from the shop carrying her lunch. The next thing she was thumped between the shoulder blades and knocked to the ground. Thinking she was being mugged she clung onto her handbag and let go of her lunch. The next thing all hell broke loose as a couple of seagulls scrapped over her lunch. There was no mugger .. just a seagull.

[cassa333]

They are muggers. Little bar stewards should be arrested and shot lol

[diddlydo]

I have an absolute bird phobia so I'd never eat anything in the open air at the seaside.