Why Did God Wait So Long ?

[SparklyKid]

Best estimates for the age of the universe is 13.8 billion years.

Why did this god character wait 13.79999999999999 billion years before popping adam and eve out.

And why didn't Noah have any dinosaurs on his boat.

[Zacs-Master]

Be careful, goodlife is about. I’m he or Theland have a very rational explanation for things.

[Zacs-Master]

I’m sure....

[aelmpvw]

i'm pretty sure dinosaurs were extinct when noah collected his animals

[SparklyKid]

[Mozz71]

//And why didn't Noah have any dinosaurs on his boat//

The dragons ate them.

[weecalf]

He was gonna to but he kept shouting Allo Saursus we are leavening now but they just ignored him .

[Zacs-Master]

The dinosaurs made bread! Well, this is new info. ;-)

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[Zacs-Master]

How did Noah know all the species on Earth?
How did he travel all over the globe to collect them in an age where most of the world was ‘here be dragons’ on maps?

Jeez. I’m starting to take this seriously.

[Ken4155]

I'd like to know how he stopped some of the larger animals from eating the smaller animals. And who had the unfortunate task of shovelling the whatsit and dumping it overboard?

[aelmpvw]

he must have had staff to deal with that, he was probably tired having built a boat 450 feet long ...

[Old_Geezer]

No point. The idea is that it's kicked off and sorts itself out. Anyway, any deity is outside of time so it's probably all instantaneous to them anyway.

[Mozz71]

//The dinosaurs made bread! Well, this is new info//

Only the diplo-dough-cus

[goodlife]

You will all find out one day, shame you can't read the Bible it all there.

[webbo3]

how did the kangaroos get to the ark

[webbo3]

why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes.?

[Peter Pedant]

// Be careful, goodlife is about. I’m he or Theland have a very rational explanation for things.//

yup easy one
time has no meaning in fings churchy
specifically metaphysical - ( beyond physics geddit?)
so "what did god do before he created the world" and other questions like it are er null - or as Miss X would say invalid - but not this time because she hadnt read it first.

yeah and why didnt God put in the ten commandments - thou shalt believe in Darwin? - yeah
Answer - because that would make eleven ( please not NJ wont get that one)
yeah OK why arent they then called The Eleven Commandments den? ha ! yeah, why ?

god squad full of glib answers today

[Peter Pedant]

// how did the kangaroos get to the ark//
yeah and fish - were they included?
and crabs
land crabs only I suppose

yeah and got it - giraffes stuck their heads froo da port holes

[Peter Pedant]

// You will all find out one day, shame you can't read the Bible it all there.//

why is the Bible like the Koran? because there is complete knowledge in all of them.

AND
//The dinosaurs made bread! Well, this is new info//
Only the diplo-dough-cus.
er no - name change as a result of new fossil find

diplo-dough-cus was too stupid to make bread as its real name was diplo-durrrrrr-cus

[Old_Geezer]

Probably a typo. Should say they weren't all there.