Government Of All The Talents

[sunny-dave]

Let's lighten the mood - who would be the most fun in a GOAT ...?

I'll start :

Nadine Dorries as PM

Diane Abbott as Chancellor of the Exchequer

... over to you lot ...

[ToraToraTora]

Rodders, minister of Hindsight.

[davebro]

at the moment it's all the talons!

[jno]

this was Andrew Neil's speculation about the cabinet Boris would leave behind:

Nadine Dorries — Chancellor, Health Sec, Environment + two others
Jacob Rees Mogg —Foreign Secretary, Brexit, Sport + three others
Home Secretary — Dilyn the Dog
Defence Secretary — Larry the Cat

[douglas9401]

Justice Minister, Chris Huhne.

[Barmaid]

Prime Minister - Boris Johnson.

[sandyRoe]

Minister for diversity,
Chris Pincher

[douglas9401]

And his deputy, Virginia Bottomley

[tiggerblue10]

Larry the Cat - PM

[wolf63]

Larry will be PM and he has elected his new Police Protection Squad.

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/09/4d/a8/094da8c4708d954edee3d836552139d8.jpg

[Peter Pedant]

And his deputy, Virginia Bottomley
and her apptd little helper PPS Peter Bottomley ( hubby)
and the other little helper - foo-foo the cat

[Peter Pedant]

ministers for sex and porn ( industry) Boris, Pincher, Parish ( apptee)

[Peter Pedant]

// Justice Minister, Chris Huhne.//
Helped by Keith Vaz, Jeffrey archer, - office portraits ( for inspiration o course) John Stonehouse and Lord Lucan

[Peter Pedant]

we are a cruel lot

[Peter Pedant]

ministry of all the talents did actuall run
1806 after Pitt had drunk himself to death

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministry_of_All_the_Talents

not that successful - only time Charles James Fox was a minister

[jno]

I suppose the WW2 government was something of the sort. It may not be possible to call up quite that level of experience and ability these days - more used to Jagerbombs than real one.

[Ellipsis]

Education, James Cleverly
Levelling Up, Robert Halfon
Health, Liz Truss

[Ellipsis]

^ not that any of those three would be any good, but the nominative determinism would make me laugh every time they were introduced along with their job title ...

[jno]

Cleverley is education, isn't he? The third in three days.

[douglas9401]

Diversity and Language Skills: Queer Stammer
Office of Possibilities Head: Theresa May
Minister for Food Crime: Robbin Cook
Minister For Denial Of Services: U Cant
Feline Protection Chairman: Miao

[Ellipsis]

> Cleverley is education, isn't he? The third in three days.

Yes, brilliant!