Quick Bible question!

[dave_c]

Which prophet ascended into heaven on a golden chariot?

[wailcool]

Elijah

[Clanad]

Except it was a chariot of fire... (II Kings, 2:9-12)

[dave_c]

My bad.

[bubblebubble]

A wealthy one!

[jno]

hmm, sounds like a bad case of overheating, Clanad. He probably needed his radiator fixed, but I doubt he'd have had much luck - the idea of finding a motor mechanic who's managed to get into heaven seems pretty remote.

[Grunty]

and if jno is wrong, and the mechanic did a bad job, there is an even more remote chance of finding a lawyer.

[Hippy]

That motor mechanic must have learned, because later the Bible tells us that, "the Triumphs of David were heard throughout the land."

[Clanad]

And... we learn the Apostles apparently preferred Honda automobiles since in the Book of Acts 2:1 they are all in one Accord... (sorry)

[jno]

lol you guys...

[Octavius]

Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Not sure who made them though, could have been Vauxhall Motors.

[arsefucker]

Speaking of golden showers, how is your mum?