If You Were Slowly Trudging Towards The Banks Of The River Styx And Saw...

[sandyRoe]

...Charon waving and urging you to hurry up or miss the ferry, what route would you choose?
You could have a heart attack with a few minutes of panic, or a slow decline with a carcinoma.
I'd like the second option. It would give me time to make my goodbyes.

[dustypuss]

I think I would rather miss the ferry.

[Hazlinny]

You are in sombre mood, Sandy but, for me, it would be heart attack-
would hate to have a lingering illness - let it be.

[cashier]

Heart attack for me.

[-SharonA-]

Had to Google Charon as I thought maybe you got my name wrong. :-)
Deffo miss the boat.

[Peter Pedant]

pour petty moi, sudden death

going down the tube is terrible as ma Daydy did it. little by little.

Remember the grieving is done by people who are er alive and they find the sudden death much more traumatic. Erm as Prince Harry so tenderly describes.
In his book - £25 from waterstones, first edition

[choux]

^^ Peter, thank the lord I wasn't trying to swallow then, brilliant. :))))))))))))))))))

[Tilly2]

The quickest option. No one want's to die a slow, lingering death do they?

[jourdain2]

Quick is good for the person concerned - but horrible for the people who love that person. My mum was just reading out a letter to my dad when she stopped talking - that was it. Don't think Dad ever got over it, but nice for Mum.

[rowanwitch]

Its ok mate I will get the next one.....

[douglas9401]