T W A U ... The Chase....today's Gem.....part Deux

[ToraToraTora]

Q: What musical instrument is a Steinway Essex Grand?

A: Horn!

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[Tilly2]

Plinker, Plonker.

[brainiac]

... and "what would an altoist play?"    Drums!

[MWG14]

Piano

[Canary42]

Some wonderful ones in this week's Private Eye. Here's one example:-

Q: The young of which flying mammal is called a pup?

A: Seal

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[bhg481]

I thought somebody might have mentioned Mastermind by now:

Q Which bird of prey is an anagram of LOW?

A. Eagle