Joke: Don't Hit A Duck

[bluefortress]

Three men die and go to Heaven, they are surrounded by lovely golf courses, there are rivers and ducks everywhere

Gold told them they are welcome to play golf but there is one rule: do not harm a duck"

The first man happens to hit a duck playing golf and God brings an ugly girl. "For hurting a duck, you will be chained to this ugly girl for eternity!!!"

The second man avoids the ducks for 3 days but then unfortunately hits one. God also brings an ugly girl. "For also harming a duck, you will also be chained with an ugly girl for eternity!!!"

The third man has seen enough and for months tries to be as cautious as possible. After a year in Heaven he never played anywhere near a duck and so never hit one. God brings a pretty girl and he is chained with her for eternity.

Third man: How did I ever get chained with a pretty girl like you for eternity?
Pretty girl: I don't know but I was playing golf and I hit a duck.