bigfoot

[sharx100]

does anyone actually know if bigfoot exists?

[:Ace:]

He lives in a small council flat in Glasgow.

[Danny2107]

Its a bloke in a suit on all the videos. They had him on Sky 1 a few weeks ago.

[babybop6379]

yeah he lives with Elvis and takes a ufo to work every morning.

[sharx100]

and i suppose they're getting married next week, and the loch ness monster is their pet

[pinksmartie]

i want an invite to the wedding!

seriously though, i don't know, but there's probably a big creature like it. After all, there's laods of animals tht we don't know about still isn't there?

[bellasasha]

if he does send him round to my place!! you know what they say about men and big feet!!! (wink wink) lol

[Thunderbird+]

People who dont believe in bigfoot always say (He) How do they know ?

[raysparx]

I know bigfoot ,cos he lives near me and he is called bigfoot cos he only has one enormous foot like a sort of foot equivalent to cyclops he was called derek but has now changed his name to mabel and spends his (her) time making plum jam and knitting cakes now clear off and leave us alone!!!

[sharx100]

my mum electricblue told me about you

[raysparx]

Love your mum, are you as potty?

[sharx100]

That depends, what is your definition of potty, if it's looking after and breeding scoraphants then yeah

[raysparx]

yep thought as much, you are!! no bout a dout it,it runs in familys, I am going of to knit some roast beef ask your mum what stich I should use for the gravy, cos it keeps falling off the needles, love to mummy

Keep the breeding going,cos I want on to keep mabel company,!!!

[sharx100]

my mum sais "knit one, curl one, drop one, purl one" and can we have a cataphant to keep our scoraphant company

[raysparx]

thanks for the tip on knitting I wasn't putting enough curls on,no wonder it was runny, I will crochet a catophant for you the head won't take long cos it is a normal cat size but the ears and body my god,they take ages good job i put sausage dog legs on or i would never finish, it has got to be a russett and mauve colour I am sorry about this but we are running out of chicken wool,it will be with you next week share it with mum,ok

if you are good i will put in some of it's eggs and then you can grow your own!!!

bye now, be good.

[sharx100]

Thanks (my nanny will hate it)

[raysparx]

Long as she doesn't hate it all in one go cos she will get indigestion,cut it into little bits!!!

[raysparx]

Just had a thought to stop her hatein it all take her teeth out,then she will only be able to suck the goodness out,it will last longer and no indigestion, good eh!!!

[electricblue]

tut tut ray,putting ideas into my sons head!!LOL

[raysparx]

Sorry about that electric,I have given myself a smack,

He is as mad as you, of that I have no doubt!!

we shall speak again... bye now,take care.

[druiaghtagh]

Well, i take size 12 shoes !