I need to pull a sickie monday moning and need help!

[miss--lush]

Any good excuses that wont get my boss asking too many questions? Cant say period pains as i had a hysterectomy last year due to health reasons. Help please....................anyone??

[Beria]

food poisoning. simple, yet effective.

or why not say you're getting a cold/flu and treat yourself to a couple of days off?

Enjoy!

[hippyhoppy]

chicken pox is doing the rounds here. Maybe you could get 'shingles' and have at lest a week off! Good luck!

[saxy_jag]

Cold/flu's always a good one, especially for Mondays, since you've had a couple of days to really develop it.

[cascarelli]

Oh, just hand your notice in - save you getting sacked when they find out you've been skiving

[JOEYGREEN]

Sickness and diahorrea. Say you had it over the weekend and although you're feeling a bit better don't want to risk coming in until you know its definitely passed!

[xx marti xx]

Just say its Personal and you would rather not say ,all he has to know is that you were unfit for work! I know this is answer is a bit late but keep us posted as to what excuse you used.....skiver!

[BradPlantpot]

Tell him you've had a brownish/yellowish vaginal discharge all weekend and and irritating rash in your 'intimate feminine area' over the weekend and need the day off to gel on up da tober to the clap clinic to get your chuff all sorted out. I'll bet my b0110cks he won't be asking any questions...

[BradPlantpot]

And the moral of the story is to not sleep with that Polish migrant worker from down town again. Or at least make him wear a rubber...

[Vanilla Face]

Tell him that BradPlantpot died...

[cupboardie]

tut tut, anyway i wear contact lenses and once i slept in them and was in agony the next day, couldnt close my eyes to sleep, couldnt look at tv or read, it was awful,

so say you wear lenses occasionally, wore them on a night out and accidentally fell asleep in them,

if they know you dont wear lenses/glasses, you could say they were coloured lenses

[joeylad26]

I have loads:) but this one has worked one i've been in real desperation

say you got burgled ( this requires a quick fast paced phone call to convey dissaray!).....everyone will feel sorry for you and ask easy to answer questions.....what got stolen ect.....this will make your week more sympathetic whilst you laugh under your breath at the ignorance of your boss and colleagues!!