Coded info required please !!!

[Drisgirl]

I need info please -I understand code -lol

I am alone on here -understand *wink*

I may not be on here for much longer- mouthy tonight *OK?*

Please tell me how I can overcome this in simple terms -comprendez?

Merci beaucoup -muchos gratiias-danke schon -cheers -lol

[Munkeeluvva]

Dris, what the hell are you talking about? lol

[whiffey]

Fold the towels carefully after use, replace them in the cupboard under the stairs, rinse your hands in this morning's washing up water, and watch Channel 4 News.

[logic]

You been sniffing something ?????

[Poison-Ivy]

As in only one AB loggin??? Might get banned??? how can I get over it??

Thats my interpretation but then I'm useless at this sort of stuff. Far too complicated for my little poisoned mind!

[whiffey]

Have to go for a change of underwear, so funny was leg end's response.

Are you warming up well for an evening of boring claptrap, you dull dull tw@t ?

Why don't you stick "H T H ?" onto a function key, label it "the funniest thing ever invented", and stick it at the end of all your posts. Oh sorry you already do that.

[Drisgirl]

Thanks Ivy -at least someone is on my intellectual plain !!!

The laugh is the rest are all past and current masters -so if I disappear its no thanks to those no-marks but thanks to you anyway xxx

[whiffey]

Sorry, what I meant was "the funniest ever invented by someone else"

[aka pixi]

evening drissy, erm as usual Im lost lol

[whiffey]

"Methinks" was also invented by 'someone else' and is about as dull and stereotyped as you can get. It is only nowadays used by halfwits attempting to be superior. Pomposity does not sit well on the half-baked.

[Drisgirl]

O cheers Leg -crossed post and yaaahhh -im going for it tonight big stylee Knobby -so watch out Dris is about -lol

Will we have a lock in the night -whose up for it -I have a semi boring weekend ahead so im up for all the sh!te we can get away with.Nicely of corse.

Whose in and whose out and whose shaking it all about -Whiff of course -lol

[whiffey]

Dris, sorry to intrude, but are you Scottish ?

[Drisgirl]

No problem -are you French? Haw he Haw -lol