I love my ironing board....

[Zammo]

It's funny because the day I apologise to my ironing board for nearly knocking it over in the kitchen, a lifeless object, I read a Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects has revealed she's been married to the Berlin Wall and has been for the last 29 years�.she fell in love with the wall when she first saw it on TV as a child, she then starting collecting pictures and says she has a full, loving relationship. When asked what she finds attractive about the Berlin wall, she said the fact it's slim, long and horizontal unlike the China wall, which she also finds attractive nut a little on the thick side. You can imagine how distraught she was when it was largely torn down in 1989, she was pretty horrified�.it's a happy ending though because she has, more recently shifted her affections to a garden fence nearby her home in Sweden. When was the last time you interacted with an inanimate object?

[whiskeysheri]

Nothing quite like that, Zammo, but I usually apologise to my sister's hanging basket after I've head-butted it, every time I get out of my car at her house.

[ChuckFickens]

there sure are some strange people in the world (not you whiskey, the berlin wall woman!!)

I felt most embarrassed a couple of weeks ago when i apologised to my own reflection in a mirrored pillar in a busy shop when I nearly walked into it! and of course I was with a mate who saw and laughed at me a lot.