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You ladies are soooooo naughty.......these are being sent out to men via e-mail....

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yogi-bear | 17:50 Wed 10th Feb 2010 | ChatterBank
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Just got mine..................:0)

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE...............................


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Evening yogi,
I agree with 1,3,5,6 lol! & 9 arghhhh ... now take note! ;0)
I am a great user of (1)........accompanied by a sticking out of the bottom lip.
lol craft ..
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Evening Sachsy and Crafty,

I think if you're a guy, you'll be better off living the single life............lol

I feel a link comin' on....great tune and brill video too.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRsmpQRbeuM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRsmpQRbeuM
Cameo's Single Life
I've not heard that one yogi!
I'd get up to that! Big hair! lol!

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