A young swedish woman, an old dutch woman, an englishman & an irishman...

[piggynose]

are sharing the same carriage on a train. when the train goes through a tunnel, it then becomes pitch black. suddenly a loud smack is heard. the train emerges with the englishman rubbing his cheek. the swedish woman thinks " he tried to grope me and accidently got the old woman instead, so she must've slapped him". the old dutch woman thinks " he must have groped the swedish woman and she's slapped him". the englishman thinks "the irishman must have groped the swedish woman and she accidently slapped me". the irish man thinks " i cant wait for another tunnel so i can smack that englishman again"

[razza]

Thats nearly as old as me,and I will be drawing my pension in a fortnight.

[daftgrandad]

OMG ! That ones got whiskers on its whiskers !