St Patrick's Day Joke

[DTCwordfan]

A Happy St P's Day to you all, not that there is much of it left and any sensible Irishman will be already out and about getting blitzed.


An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

[marval]

lol

[JonnyBoy12]

What is the difference between the national emblem of Ireland and a d*ldo?

One is a shamrock and the other's a sham cock!

[Bobbisox]

what's a mile long and smells of pish?

a pensioners queue at the PO on Thursday mornings!

(mine goes into the bank..lol)

[RATTER15]

Bobbi, I heard it was the queue outside the Cliff Richard Concert.

[Bobbisox]

awww RATTER and the Daniel O'Donnell gig, they get everywhere man..LOL