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DISHWASHER REPAIR MAN...
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the table, and I'll post you a check.
Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Tyson. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut the fcuk up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Tyson!'
See - Men just don't listen!
Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the table, and I'll post you a check.
Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Tyson. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut the fcuk up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Tyson!'
See - Men just don't listen!
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