I haven't flounced and I'm not (unfortunately) on holiday ...
... I've got the builders in, and the painters, and the tilers, and the window fitters, and probably some more tradespersons that I haven't even thought of yet.
Chez Dave is a buiding site - hence no interweb (and all the computers are safely bagged and stored anyway).
I can't go out because I have no functional door locks (or even a front door today).
So I'm only here by grace of a wonky mobile connection in the garden (I need to stand on one leg and whistle Bob The Builder for it to work it seems).