If You Havnt Got A Toilet But You Want A Number 2

[nailedit]

Got a blocked toilet and reported it to the council today.
As per, they never turned up, so its been passed on to Stoke on Trent out of hours team.
Going on past experience, not expecting then anytime soon...

Getting rid of urine is relativly easy.
But what am I expected to do about the other??

[nailedit]

Seriousy....

[Hopkirk]

Unblock it yourself?

[Tilly2]

Ask next doors if you can use theirs?

[andy-hughes]

Tesco is open all night.

[bednobs]

go to the nearest pub

[Canary42]

Bucket and chucket.

[calmck]

Plastic bag in a bucket

[anneasquith]

By number 2 do you mean a bowel movement ?

[nailedit]

//Unblock it yourself?//
Dont own a plunger and my earlier hand only attempt was, shall we say, not want to be repeated.

//Ask next doors if you can use theirs?//
Next doors is currently vacated due to the fact that they are currently imprisoned for stealing high power motors...

//Tesco is open all night//
It's not actually Andy.
It shuts at midnight and opens again at 6.
I thought the same up until a few months ago but
apparently since opening up again after lockdown they reduced their hours and never became a 24hr store again. At least not the one in Hanley.

//go to the nearest pub//
No thanks.
not the men's anyway at midnight ;-)

[Tilly2]

Daft question, Anne.

[237SJ]

No, he means number 2 (chicken chow mein) on the local Chinese menu.

[nailedit]

//By number 2 do you mean a bowel movement ?//
Give me strength.

[Atheist]

Nailedit. Who blocked your toilet? If it was you, then take responsibility and do something yourself.

[bobbinwales]

If you owned your home what would you do?

[anneasquith]

Really Tilly, why is that ?

[Tilly2]

Use a bucket and buy a plunger tomorrow.

[Tilly2]

Anne, because you know exactly what he means.

[andy-hughes]

naildit - // //Tesco is open all night//
It's not actually Andy.
It shuts at midnight and opens again at 6.
I thought the same up until a few months ago but
apparently since opening up again after lockdown they reduced their hours and never became a 24hr store again. At least not the one in Hanley. //

I didn't know that - but I was thinking of Trent Vale - is that reachable for you?

[anneasquith]

It’s not really common for us to give our bowel evacuation a number .

[bobbinwales]

If it shuts at midnight empty your bowels there at maybe 1145pm
That should see you through until 6am