Glass hammer, A long Weight, Elbow grease, Skirting board ladders, Tartan Paint, A sky Hooks, A bucket full of sparks, left handed screwdrivers and unicorn meat.................................

[AndThenSome]

Does anyone know anymore Similar non existing items to put on a shopping list as a joke? Made up ones are welcome.

 

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[pericat]

A Long Stand

[Graham-W]

A box of "Atomic Weights".

[jackthehat]

A box of spirit-level bubbles.

[jno]

you're going to send him for one of these@

http://www.drinkswap....il.asp?recipe_id=4692

[beejay1124]

a sensible woman

[Graham-W]

A bag of rocking horse manure, a collection of hens teeth.

[pericat]

A round square

[whirlowcroft]

A drawing of curtains?

[jno]

friend of mine once started work as a mechanic at a garage. On his first day they gave him a wheelbarrow and told him to go the garage further down the road and ask to borrow a barrowload of compression.

The guys at the other garage sent him back to ask if they wanted blue compression or green compression.

[Rubyrose]

Chocolate Teapot & Doughnut holes

[pericat]

I think you can get doughnut holes in some supermarkets ruby !

[vulcan]

rubber hammers & glass nails

[AndThenSome]

Lol, good ones folks.

[stewey]

A dictionary with an index.

[David Black]

There is always the left handed wood drill and the right handed vice grip or mole grip in the UK.

[stewey]

A packet of dehydrated water.

[beejay1124]

buttonholes

[AndThenSome]

Thanks for the laughs folks, im orf to beddybies! NiteNite!