Dracula

[marval]

Dracula was walking along the road one night when he heard a noise from up above.

He looked up to see sausage rolls, volo-vents, cucumber sandwiches, chicken wings and all sorts of party food tumbling towards him.

The food hit Dracula and knocked him to the ground.

As he lie there dying he said "Oh no its Buffet the vampire slayer".

[starone]

Tee hee. Poor Dracula.

[tonyav]

Groan, but also a little lol.

[JonnyBoy12]

Who does Dracula marry?

The girl necks door!