So Who Is Going To Make The Election Gaffes - Any Forecasts?

[DTCwordfan]

Turn on your magic globes or lamps, look in your teapot at the leaves, get the fire going in your hearth or woodburner and a peek at the hot ashes....

the question who is going to muck up, be dusted up or become a complete embarrassment in the election and make a burke of themselves, scenarios please!

such as:

* Theresa May breaking a heel on her Jimmy Choo muffins.

* Nigel Farage covered in paint.

* Christine Hamilton hits Neil....

* Sally Bercow opens her mouth.

* Prince Charles says 'Vote Green'

* Robert Goodwill (Scarborough and Whitby) gets kicked in the proverbials by a Whitby woman in marigolds

* Ditto Phillip Hollobone (Kettering) by a woman hitting him with a leg of goat and a power-hammer, coming out in sympathy with her Whitby counterpart

* William Ross (East Londonderry) ends up plastered on Irish whiskey handed out by an AB woman campaigning for no VAT on restaurant bills or wine and cigarettes.

* Tom Watson (West Brom) covered in claret and blue paint by a man with a goat, assisted by a woman with Daisies in her hair.

*Anne Begg (Aberdeen South) wakes up to find 20 penguins in her car.


Over to your imagination.....

[aelmpvw]

northampton candidate proposing a shed tax is hit on the head by a woman wielding a guinness bottle

[DTCwordfan]

Kettering man and woman protest by lying down naked in the High Street when Labour propose a Mods tax to cover the national deficit 'in moderation'

[Bazile]

David Cameron ( not realising mike is on )

'I'm not heading to the North of England in this campaign - they are not worth the bother'

[DTCwordfan]

mikey is in his caravan, Bazile, safely away from Northern climes....

[Psybbo]

Fine if it's Irish whiskey, I'll keep the Scotch xx

[DTCwordfan]

No probs, Psybbs....

[mikey4444]

Well, UKIP is way ahead of all the other Parties so far !

[Hopkirk]

You have to go a long way to beat this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8ktNsie0I

[DTCwordfan]

brilliant hopkirk.....come on mikey, how are UKIP going to embarrass themselves big time?!

[Hopkirk]

Perhaps Boris will wade in with a gaffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3ytL0lh0U

[Hopkirk]

.. or hang about a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxDwxNcURTU

[DTCwordfan]

and this one.....