Shhhh! Quiet!

[Theland]

I just popped back into Religion & Sprituality to pick my cassock and lectern.
Place is empty.
Voice echoing.
Only sounds are the church mice scurrying around, and the rustle of tumbleweed being blown about the floor.
No atheists here, because they all agree with each other anyway.
No Christians here either, as they have all been lambasted and chased away by the atheists.
Maybe Answerbank will turn it into a homeless shelter.
Just turning out the lights, putting out the milk bottles, and locking the door.
Keys will be returned immediately.

[Old_Geezer]

...tumbleweed...

[nailit]

//No atheists here, because they all agree with each other anyway//
Err no!

//No Christians here either, as they have all been lambasted and chased away by the atheists//
Such faith??