Lines From A Covidmime, (Formerly A Pantomime).

[Theland]

No children's Nativity plays, or pantomimes because of Covid.
So one liners please, (or two or three), that might appear in a new seasonal production.
'' Oh Ciinders, where is your mask? The dust is full of virus donchaknow?''

'' We three kings six metres apart,
Social distancing before we start,
In a bubble,
So-o much trouble,
Loading up the shopping cart.''

'' What is that light in yon starry sky?
'Tis a sheep I do dare hope,
In yonder food bank, awaiting our very needful hands,
For mutton will do nice for turkey,
In this our winter of discontent.''

'' Oh widow Twankey, give me a rub,
And then my lamp will glow,''
''Oh sod off yer cheeky Chinese urchin,
Towards my cane you're verily lurchin',
And I am off to the pub!''

''Oh come all ye baleful,
Let us get some aleful,
Only if we do feel,
We need a substantial meal.''

''Oh little house at number ten,
How do you do so lie,
Kick Hancock out and enter in,
As we begin to cry.''$$

[choux]

Hopefully, on 1st January it will be behind you ;)

So much for 2020 vision, eh?

[Canary42]

Fee Fie Fo Fum
I fear a lockdown will soon come
Be it now or be it late
Isn't it time to vaccinate
- - - - - - - - - - -
We were off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz
But we hear he's gone and got Covid
So now we won't go - our lozz
- - - - - - - - - - -
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the wood
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, off to test his blood
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
He tested Covid negative, lucky Robin Hood

He called the greatest archers to a tavern on the green
They vowed to help the people of the Queen
They halted all the spreading of this Covid (dash) nineteen
And thanks to Zoom they still "met up" to make a merry scene