What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Done By Accident?

[Bobbisox1]

And wished the ground would swallow you up?
When I was on Customer Service in BHS we had a tyrant of a Manager , I think she hated herself never mind the staff , she would bark orders at you in her NI accent one lunchtime she was sat opposite me across a table ,she was doing the Times crossword and I was eating a pre-made salad , I bit into a cherry tomato and the contents zoomed across to her, dripped on her crossword and ran down the side of her nose, you could have heard a pin drop, some even left the table to stop their giggling :0(

[rowanwitch]

Answered a male colleagues phone , I knew he was expecting a call from his mistress so I went Hi Jackie, he won't be long, did you enjoy the concert last night.... It was his wife who thought he was working a late shift for a friend. Ooops.

[Bobbisox1]

Ohhh Nooo, that's bad Rowan :o(

[Buenchico]

At the end of one of my radiotherapy sessions, a few years ago, I swung my legs around to get off the couch. Unfortunately for him, one of the radiologists was in exactly the right position for my foot to forcibly connect with the most delicate area of his anatomy.

The incident left him doubled up in discomfort and his colleagues doubled up with laughter :-)

[Tilly2]

When I was about seven, I was at the front of the class reading to the teacher. I had a really stinking cold at the time and sneezed into my hand. Unfortunately, the sneeze was accompanied by a great glob of phlegm which oozed through my fingers, across my face. I wanted to die!

[ToraToraTora]

I can't think of anything bad but.....The current MrsTTT and my sister share the same Forename and when the Mrs and I first met I left a message on her voicemail that a courting couple might leave between themselves unfortunately it was in the early days of mobile phones and I left the message for my sister! Oops she called me back with her customary discretion and slightly mocking tone saying...."I don't think this message was for me!"!

[Bobbisox1]

ah but at 7 you were excused Tilly

[Bobbisox1]

whoops Tora haha

[Bobbisox1]

Chris I would like to have been a fly on the wall then

[Tilly2]

I did have a hankie but it was soaking wet and tucked into my knicker elastic.

[-SharonA-]

I was seeking directions in Bruges once, asking a person with limited English who keep telling me to go droit. So I flung my arm out to say this way?? And smacked her husband in the eye who decided to move at that moment.
Not good.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha Sharon

[Barsel]

I once sent a text message to a friend of mine, complaining a lot about a certain person. Unfortunately, I sent it to the 'certain person' by mistake. :-(

[andy-hughes]

Barsel, I did that with an email at work.
A long rant about a loathed team member, instead of goingbjust to him, went out to the whole team, including the member concerned.

Got a frosty mail about how she always 'lived company values'

Yuk!

[-SharonA-]

Barsel, done that too. I was moaning about our lazy colleague & sent her the email.

[Old_Geezer]

Are you sure some of these weren't "accidentally on purpose" ?

[Barmaid]

I think launching into a rant on the phone to my mother about my brother's girlfriend at the time for mum to say that I was on speakerphone (and the g/f was present). Ooops.

[Barsel]

I'm glad I'm not the only one, at least my text only went to that 1 person but she's never been the same with me since.
barmaid, that's awful. I bet you wished the ground could have swallowed you up. :-)

[Peter Pedant]

Barsel, I did that with an email at work.
god it cd ve been me

My works supervisor sent an email to the whole work group detailing bow she was planning to fire a depressed worker for incapacity ( too depressed to work).
we all knew, but you know

My brother protested that my GPs service was so substandard I should refer him to the GMC, and sent it to... well not me, the surgery

[Barsel]

It certainly taught me a lesson.
I now check and double-check before sending.

[Arksided]

On the way to school some of us would go to WHSmith knowing the School bus wasn't due in the city center for about fifteen to twenty minutes.
As a teenage lad I thought it'd be hilarious letting off a ripper in the magazine section (Iwas reading NME) anyway it wasn't gas it was diarrhea, after squelching my way to the public toilets and cleaning myself up, no way was I going to school in my stained trousers but they wouldn't let me on the Bus to get home (Bus pass) until Dinnertime. A day I'll never forget and being careful with my bodily functions since.