A married couple were walking in a shopping area when they came to a pet shop. In the window, asleep in a basket, was a really striking-looking cat. It really was a beauty, and a notice announced that it was an "Amsterdam cat". Though they were both cat-lovers, neither had ever heard of an Amsterdam cat,and they spent some time admiring the animal. So they decided to ask the proprietor about it. They entered the shop and asked him "How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"