Ahhh Silvercat, if only the world was so simple - I cut your tree down, you let me keep the logs, give me two pots of honey, a lovely big marrow, a steaming mug of home made soup and we're all square! Unfortunately the professional treefella will need to build into his price the cost of chainsaws, industrial chipper (anything from �7-15K), truck, public/employee liability insurance and wages for staff, who horror upon horrors would want paid holidays as well! Having seen these guys reduce many a 70ft Poplar, let me assure you, they are worth every penny.