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peas
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I dont like peas I had my ex wife trained to pick all the peas out of my special fried rice and she used to make a good job of it.
I now have lippy well trained in that department as well but what do you do when they have gone to work wiping oaps bottys etc and you open a can of asdas beef stew for breakfast and you find it riddled with horrible nasty peas .
Help I need some advise on what to do as I cant eat breakfast with all them nasty peas in it god the only thing worse in this life than fish is peas.
Oh and by the way I just thought I might mention that its my birthday tomorrow
I now have lippy well trained in that department as well but what do you do when they have gone to work wiping oaps bottys etc and you open a can of asdas beef stew for breakfast and you find it riddled with horrible nasty peas .
Help I need some advise on what to do as I cant eat breakfast with all them nasty peas in it god the only thing worse in this life than fish is peas.
Oh and by the way I just thought I might mention that its my birthday tomorrow
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Have a good b'day 2moro. Peas & beans give the consumer farts, horrible smelly ones. Anyone who eats them should remain isolated till all is expelled.
It should be an offence against 'dropping one' in public. Veggies are the worst offenders and because they are constantly outdoors (picking their veggies) they are the culprits of the ozone/greenhouse problems.
It should be an offence against 'dropping one' in public. Veggies are the worst offenders and because they are constantly outdoors (picking their veggies) they are the culprits of the ozone/greenhouse problems.
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