THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[Bobbisox]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion..

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ar$e, didn't it?'

[redman41]

Ha Ha Bobbi ! I take it he's in your bad Books then ;-D

[tamborine]

lol and grounds for divorce ;)

[ginvodka]

good one :)

[Bobbisox]

he would be if he had said that
Och ! this Windows 7 takes some getting used to or at least the new laptop does !

[redman41]

It's posh oop North with Windows 7 . lol

[atsgran]

Liked that, cheeky ......!!

[Bobbisox]

aye it is that red..he-he
we've just got leccy 'inall !