Bladder Strength Test

[gness]

How to perform the above:

Invite a group of friends over for a Halloween dinner. Buy a load of junky stuff from the pound shop, including a dozen or so spooky faces and creatures that stick to the window.
Being impatient to see if they do stick you plaster them all over the large, dining room window. They are fine, so you leave them there and close the blinds.
Next...go to bed and forget they are there.
Wake early...make coffee and crawl sleepily into the dining room to open the blinds.

The following will happen:
You will frighten any remaining colour out of your hair.
You will scream loudly enough to render your voice useless for the rest of the day, whilst throwing your coffee in the air.

But best of all.... you will find out exactly how strong your bladder is...or isn't. ☻

[mazie]

LOL... you daft Bat xx

[sunny-dave]

Triple Tena moment gness?

[Fusion5]

I am guessing that was a Tena Lady moment then, gness lol lol

[Bazile]

so is this what's going to happen ?

[gness]

I'd suggest buying shares in Tena Lady...bladder recovery may take some time..... :-(

[mazie]

Want to borrow my Besom?

[gness]

Just how big is your besom, Mazie....I'm little...x

[mazie]

MASSIVE !

[gness]

Pass..... ☺....x

[mazie]

LOL :o)

[mazie]

Right off to watch The Chase. Hope everythings dries out OK gness ;O)

[society]

You 'talking from experience, Gness? Have you tried said test? lol x

[gness]

Oh yes, Society....bitter experience.... :-(

[tonyav]

How many cups of Tea / coffee had you had first, gness ?.

[gness]

Tony...the coffee hadn't touched my lips before it left the cup at speed..x

[tonyav]

LOL, do you need a window cleaner now !.

[gness]

No...it adds to the theme....looks like dripping blood now...x

[Psybbo]

Have you any friends left??

[tonyav]

..looks like dripping blood now...x


I'm sure you could arrange some of the real stuff, gness ;-)

[gness]

Of course, Psyb....but they visit in pairs.....

I'll see what I can do, Tony....☻