another boring thread its time to discuss and debate on the wonders of blue tac

[zzxxee]

over to you !!!!

[ummmm]

Does it still leave grease type marks on the walls when you take your posters down?

[bobjugs12]

You can use it to create works of art. My personal favourite is modelling a small 'appendage' out of the stuff and attaching it to my bosses photos on his desk

[zzxxee]

morning i think little balls of blue tac look like smurf poo !!!

[zzxxee]

a constipated smurf !!!!

[bobjugs12]

But why would a smurf poo be blue?
My skin colour is a slighty olive/pink affair. But my poo is usually a deep shade of mahogony with streaks of brown and yellow.

[ummmm]

Nice...!!!

[bobjugs12]

If you think the appearance sounds nice, then you should smell it.....

[zzxxee]

because they eat blue food???? i dont know but a good point bobjugs !!!

[bobjugs12]

The other fun thing to do is make people out of blue-tac and then savagely mutilate them with scissors

[ummmm]

A bit like a voodoo doll....

[missnemesis]

That's a bit harsh, poor wee blue tac peoples :(

[bobjugs12]

Yes ummmm exactly like a reusable voodoo doll.

Miss N, it is harsh, but then so is the world. The sooner these little bluetac kids realise that, the easier life will be.

[zzxxee]

voodoo with blue tac ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my day gets better !!! lol

[missnemesis]

NOOOOO bobjugs these little blu tac kiddies deserve to be loved and protected from the big bad world for as long as possible. It is your duty to do so despite your own cynicism (sp?)

[bobjugs12]

Why should i protect the bluetaccers?

They come over here stealing jobs from hard wroking drawing pins, and leave there marks all over the walls. Send 'em back I say!!!

[missnemesis]

Sorry bobjugs but the drawing pins of which you speak are nasty little feckers. Firstly they don't do as they are told and fight going into the walls as is their job, some even going so far as breaking/dislocating their own leg to avoid doing their duty.

Then when you try to get them back out of said wall they ram their heads under your nails which hurts like hell and sometimes leads to bloodshed.

As if that ain't painful enough they then go into stealth mode, hide all over the floor and when you least expect it they stick themselves into your feet. GRRR!!!!

What's a wee mark on the wall compared to that hmmmm?

[zzxxee]

i agree the blue tac people must be destroyed there are many drawing pins crying out for help!!!! so what if they leave holes in your walls they hed up many a paper chain at xmAS before the tac was here !!!