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Canary42 | 16:59 Fri 11th Oct 2024 | Jokes
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Dogs bark an average of 787 times per day.

Well, that's a ruff estimate 😀

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A ruff joke too.

You must be barking.

The guy in the avatar can manage that number in just a few minutes ............... and does so everytime my phone rings or i get a text😠

My boy used to sleep soundly until he heard the guy who delivered our newspapers turn into our street and he would wake up quickly and start barking. 

While that is part of the benefit of having a big dog protecting me it wasn't appropriate at 0430hrs.

There must be many husky dogs out there! 😁

I once had a wee dog that would bark at horses on the telly, nothing else.

If I wanted to watch the Grand National Missy had to go into the parlour.

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Some of these (factual) replies are certainly upstaging my OP, but they're making me laugh 😀, thank you and keep 'em coming.

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