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I have to go and lay down now, my back is killing me - I fell of the chimney pot this afternoon...............whoops I had better explain, I wasn't on the roof, the pot is on my decking after being removed last year. I stand on the rim of it to chat to my neighbour, Sue next door. I was just handing some magazines over the fence to her for her Mum, when my other neighbour's grandson, shouted out 'whatcha Den' I turned round and wallop I fell through the chimney pot on my back.
Legs acimbo, magazines went flying up in the air.. mind you, whilst I was laying face down on the decking, I did notice if could do with a re-varnish.....Mr. Den will be so glad I noticed that.............(:0/
Byeeeee
Legs acimbo, magazines went flying up in the air.. mind you, whilst I was laying face down on the decking, I did notice if could do with a re-varnish.....Mr. Den will be so glad I noticed that.............(:0/
Byeeeee
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who can you sue? I suggest:
1. the person who failed to attach a notice to the offending pot warning against leaning on it.
2. the person who bred the child that was so affable that they said 'watcha Den'
3. Your parents for calling you Denise, if they hadn't you wouldn't have responded.
4. the neighbour for being a tight arse and expecting you to lend them magazines.
5. The designer of the chimney pot for not anticipating someone sitting on the rim of it might need abit more room .
1. the person who failed to attach a notice to the offending pot warning against leaning on it.
2. the person who bred the child that was so affable that they said 'watcha Den'
3. Your parents for calling you Denise, if they hadn't you wouldn't have responded.
4. the neighbour for being a tight arse and expecting you to lend them magazines.
5. The designer of the chimney pot for not anticipating someone sitting on the rim of it might need abit more room .