Sexy Cucumbers ?

[EDDIE51]

Muslim Women have been banned from eating or handling Cucumbers , according to this web site.
http://www.foxnews.co...m-handling-cucumbers/

[albaqwerty]

FPS

Not you Eddie, but really, haven't they got anything better to do with their time than think that women are obsessed with sex?

[tiggerblue10]

Fox News, lol

[moonraker558]

I'm sure there is a joke there somewhere.

[cazzz1975]

are muslim woman not allowed to have sexual thoughts then?

[albaqwerty]

Batteries, moony, batteries.

:D

[grasscarp]

Probably the insecurity of the Muslim man explains the cuckooing of their women to keep other men, and now other cucumbers away.

[boxtops]

Now I've seen it all - this must be a wind-up. It takes a certain sort of closed male mind (in this instance) to equate shopping with sex. Please don't direct that sheik to the Apotheosis thread Ab Editor - he have apoplexy.

[grasscarp]

This is not a wind up. Read it yesterday on other news sites.

[ummmm]

Their sex lives must be pretty dull....

[boxtops]

Well - stap me - once again one single statement by a male cleric gets worldwide publicity. How many non-Muslim women have made or received a cucumber joke during their lives.... of course it's a sexy-shaped thing, but having your bloke cut it up for you only reinforces what a seriously dangerous item it is. I notice he hasn't banned bananas (yet).

[Craftypig]

Maybe they will ban the keeping of cats next?

[RATTER15]

I must admit im not totally surprised, but it is totally and utterly stupid!! I would imagine they are quite safe as long as they have sprayed for green fly, I would hate think of all those cucumbers catching green fly!!

[boxtops]

No, they like cats, craftypig - Mohammed (pbuh) had a soft spot for cats, he cut the sleeve off his robe once rather than disturb a sleeping cat.

[Craftypig]

Ah, so stroking a pussy is still acceptable then......

[moonraker558]

Do Muslims have to take the skin off before eating?

[boxtops]

Don't we all, moony..?

[Craftypig]

Lol only at the tip moonraker.....

[scoobydooh]

well heres me thinking of opening a salad bar

[DTCwordfan]

well, this must take the pip of the week.

There goes an awful lot of Greengrocer businesses in the UK and the EU.....

What next, surely the Vatican needs to follow suit with similar guidance?

[DTCwordfan]

It's all very seedy.